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You can't beat our prices.

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Just stop that now.

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If you can get it cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.

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Red hot deals.

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We've got offers on everything from
booze to biscuits.

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Loads of 2 for 1s.

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Service with a smile.

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We have fresh produce.

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Grown locally.

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Don't forget the Valco tick.
That way.

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Am I getting paid for this?
Valco. I wasn't ready.

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When are you ready?

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Valco, serves you right.

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Valco, serves you right.

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Colin, do you ever, do you ever,
think about the environment?

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Yeah, I think about the environment.
I think it's a shit hole.

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I watched a documentary last
night about how all the penguins'

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homes are melting.

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This documentary wasn't called
Happy Feet by any chance was it?

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I can't remember what it's called

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but they said there's not enough
ice for the penguins to stand on.

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The world's got too hot.

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The world getting hot isn't
a problem.

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Hot equals birds, tiny tops...

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But if the penguins go first Colin,
we'll be next.

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I mean, maybe polar bears.

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But I don't want my home to melt,
my mum will go mad. What would my mum do?

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Alright alright.
I'll, er I'll get rid of this.

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Oh yeah nice! Are you going to put
it out for recycling?

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Nah, I'll use it as bog roll, mate.

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Try and half-flush it.

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Save power. Save the planet.

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So come on, you've got a time
machine and a gun with one bullet in it.

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What are you going to do?

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Er, shoot you
and escape in the time machine.

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I tell you what I'd do,
go back to the Jurassic era,

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pick up some Velociraptor eggs.

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Make a fortune on eBay.

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My Alan's been doing my family tree.

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I never knew how many relatives I've
got.

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Very interesting, family trees.
I'm doing mine, off and on.

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How far back have you got?
Me Granddad.

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Well you'll never guess
what my Alan's discovered.

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He's found out that I'm related to
this fella. An Earl.

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Earl?

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Ooh. Look how many necklaces he's
wearing.

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Which Earl was he? Earl Gay?

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Hilarious.

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"Warm pillow and Muted Lime are this
year's must-have kitchen colours".

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What a load of bog. White and green.

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That's all it is.

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Sue? Are you OK?

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Yeah, fine.

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Is something up?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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It's not something bad is it?

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Oh you've not had a punch-up
in Marks and Sparks again, have ya?

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Look, keep it to yourself for now?

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I'm pregnant! Run that by me again.

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I'm pregnant. Up the duff.

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What, you're pregnant like,
you're having a baby?

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I'm not expecting a foal.

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Oh my God! Oh my God! Seriously?

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Brilliant news. We're
having a baby. Not right this minute but... Yay!

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Oh my God! Just don't tell anybody.

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Sorry! Oops.

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Oh er, Mrs Chain, sorry.

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Well, well, Forrest Gump.
What do you want, sunshine?

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I was wondering if there's any way we
could make the store

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more friendly to the environment
so all the penguins don't die.

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Listen, Sting, it's not your bastard
job to save the planet.

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It's your job to - what's his job?

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Oh er, he's a general...
worker... person.

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Yeah! I'm a General!

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It's your job to do your job
and not to get in my way.

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Comprende? OK.

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Listen Leighton, I know you mean
well, but please,

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if you can possibly help it,
promise me, never speak to

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Lorraine again. Right. Yes, Mum.

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Right then. Um vodkas on you.
Mixers on you.

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I'll get a few...

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Two seconds.

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Katie.

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Hi.

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I didn't know you worked here.
I don't want to broadcast it.

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Have you seen what I've got to wear?

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It's like something my gran'd do her
gardening in.

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Oh, I don't know.
I kind of like a woman in a...

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polyester uniform.

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The static electricity is
a bonus too.

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Ello. You a student as well then?

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Uh, yeah, I'm Stu. Hi.

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It's a good name for a student, that
- Stu.

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And it's like my favourite food.

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Stew. Yeah I love a hot stew.

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Right.

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Wow! Yeah!

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So are you coming tonight?
It's going to be pretty massive.

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Definitely.
And I plan on drinking A LOT.

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I don't even care it's a school
night. Check me, eh?

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Well we're going to stock up now.

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Sorry I took so long,
I got attacked by a box of Kit Kats.

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It sort of slid off the shelf,
knocked me back into

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a stack of Toblerones.

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I mean,
they're sharper than you'd think.

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Still - think I've, I've got
most of my vision back now.

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I'll catch you later.

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See ya.

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Is it bruised?
No!

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It feels like it's broken the skin.

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Andy? Have you got a minute?

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Bit busy at the moment, Margaret.

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It's just I've been thinking,

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if this Earl is rich
I might inherit lots of land.

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Ooh, how would I keep it tidy
though?

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Yeah, bit busy at the moment,
Margaret.

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There's your smoked ham...

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My Alan's got two pair of gardening
gloves but that won't be enough, would it?

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Still a bit busy at the moment,
Margaret. That's the turkey breast.

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What if there's a manor house, Andy?

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How would I manage all the stairs?

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And... still a bit
busy at the moment, Margaret.

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Oh, I'm that bothered by it, I am.

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Anyway, I'll let you get on, Andy.

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I can see you're a bit
busy at the moment.

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Freezers must be on the blink.

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You gonna tell Julie or shall I?

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I'll do it. You need to take it
easy in your state.

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Congratulations!

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Ahh, thanks, Neville.

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Yes, I thought I'd say it with
flowers. Well, and actually say it.

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That's very thoughtful of you.
But it's not me that's pregnant, it's Sue.

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You'll have to get up
earlier than that to pull the wool

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over ol' Neville's eyes.

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We're not kidding.
I'm the pregnant one.

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Really? Right, right.
Bit unexpected that.

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Um...

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Would you mind giving the flowers to
Sue, it's just I can't afford,

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afford any more.

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Have you paid for these yet?

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Oh no, not yet. It's ?2.99 Is it?

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No, ?8.99. Ahh, really? Ahh....

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Sorry. I... Just going to...

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I need to just put these back on the
shelf.

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It's the thought that counts.

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What the hell were you thinking?

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I, I saw a programme last night
about our carbon footprints and...

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I'll give you a footprint, sunshine
- right up your backside!

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I think we can handle
this in a peaceful manner, Lorraine.

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Besides,
we can't talk to staff that way.

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Bloody Brussels!

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Listen, if we don't do something,

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all the polar bears are going
to drown.

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Did you really think that by turning
off the freezers you we're

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going to help save the planet?

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Yes.

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Julie. My office, now.

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And now she's convinced she's
going to inherit half of Warrington.

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She's wondering
if IKEA sell thrones.

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I wish I was related to
someone that was rich.

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Imagine never having to
work in a supermarket again.

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What if you were
related to the Sainsbury's family.

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They might make you a manager.

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Be just my luck.

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Hey, Kieran, this is Stu, my uni
friend.

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Nice to meet you mate,
how you doing?

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Um, so I was wondering what time you
were coming tonight?

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I guess around 9?

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Something tells me you'll be pissed
by half past.

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With any luck, yeah.

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It's a house party
so should be a laugh.

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Come along if you like.

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Erm... He doesn't want to come to
a student party. He hates students.

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Hey! You're a student. We get on.

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A bit.

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I don't hate students.

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Then come along then, man. Look it's
gonna be a massive piss up.

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Yeah, I guessed that.

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I've actually got a pass tonight.
Emma's out with her mates.

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Wow. A pass?
A whole night of freedom?

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Well, I'll text you
the address yeah? Yeah cool.

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I'll hopefully see ya there.
See ya.

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Take it easy.

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Seems nice. Yeah he is nice.

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For a student.
Whatever.

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You know the only one answer to
this, don't you? Yes.

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What is it? Some sort of safety
door on the freezers?

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No, you're going to sack the lad.

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Sack Leighton? No, we can't.

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He'd never get another job!

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Exactly, he's unemployable and we
are not going to carry him any more.

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It's the kindest thing to do.

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We have to ask ourselves, Lorraine,
is this what Gavin would want?

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No, Julie, we don't.
I am branch manager now.

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And I am going to make the tough
decisions that Gavin was too

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chicken to handle.

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That lad has had his chips -
and you can tell him.

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Don't you not think
it would be best... No.

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Coming from someone who... No.

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Hasn't known him so... No.
No?

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OK that's ?25.93.

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I've got the ninety three.

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86, 87...

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89... Sorry, thought I had it.

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I only meant to turn off the lights.

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Oh man, classic. Management
are sweating their tits off, mate.

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Oh no, don't worry about that..
It's my mess.

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No, no, no, no, no, no - you sit
back and watch your shit hit fans.

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Leighton.

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Oh Julie, let me
say something quickly.

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Leighton, of all the things to do!

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You blithering idiot!

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I only meant to turn
the lights off to save power.

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Am I in trouble?

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Oh just...
just, just come with me a minute.

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00:10:00,769 --> 00:10:08,689
Leighton. Yes, Julie. Do you like
um... cream cakes?

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00:10:08,769 --> 00:10:10,569
I love cream cakes!

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00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:13,369
Great! Let's,
let's go get a cream cake...

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How's that one?

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It's really nice but why am
I getting free cakes? Has it gone off?

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Leighton... I don't mind
if it's passed it's sell-by date,

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the dates are always wrong anyway.

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Leighton, I've got some bad news...

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Although once, I did eat
a packet of crisps that were

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past their sell-by date and they had
turned into little biscuits. Leighton!

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00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:41,209
What do you think you'd do if
you couldn't work at Valco?

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Couldn't work at Valco?

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Julie, I will work at Valco till the
day that I die.

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Scout's honour.

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God. Really? Don't you want to see
the world, Leighton?

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Other... supermarkets?

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00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,853
No, I hate other supermarkets
actually.

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All the stuff's in different places.

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00:11:04,653 --> 00:11:06,733
It's crazy. Why do you ask?

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Leighton, you did something really,
really unprofessional earlier

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and now um, now well er...

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you're fired.

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What?

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00:11:28,093 --> 00:11:30,333
I'm sorry. I didn't know how to
break it to you.

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I've been preparing
you for the bad news.

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And well, er that's the bad news.

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I see.

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I'm only following orders.

244
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,253
Lorraine says it's a you or me
situation - and...

245
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,933
well, I'd rather it wasn't me.

246
00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:52,333
So the bad news is, that I'm fired?
And not that the cakes are off?

247
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:56,853
Well, I can still come in in the day
and... help.

248
00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:01,333
Well... no. You're fired.

249
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,093
Can I... can I keep the uniform?

250
00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:04,933
You'll have to give that back.

251
00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:06,773
Oh no please don't fire me
Julie, please.

252
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,653
I don't have a choice, Leighton.

253
00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:12,453
You really messed up and well,
Lorraine...

254
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,293
She makes the decisions here.

255
00:12:14,373 --> 00:12:15,933
Alright, I could work for free.

256
00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:19,613
Remember, like when I did
work experience? I can make my own badge that's not a problem.

257
00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:20,733
I'm sorry, Leighton.

258
00:12:20,813 --> 00:12:23,133
Please don't fire me
Julie, I haven't got anything else.

259
00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,573
I'm saving up for an aquarium.

260
00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:25,853
I'm sorry.

261
00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:30,333
I could um... I could...

262
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:31,933
Sorry, Leighton.

263
00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:33,693
Please don't... I could um...

264
00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:45,893
Hey. I'm popular today.

265
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,693
I didn't come to see you.
Where's Neville?

266
00:12:47,773 --> 00:12:49,493
Oh his eye keeps weeping.

267
00:12:49,573 --> 00:12:51,573
He's gone to dab it in the toilets.

268
00:12:52,653 --> 00:12:55,333
So, has Stu texted you the address?
For tonight?

269
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:56,733
What? Er... yeah.

270
00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:59,773
But you're not seriously
thinking about going, are you?

271
00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:01,613
Why not? I like parties.

272
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,613
Yeah but I'll be the only person
that you know.

273
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:05,813
What, are you embarrassed or
something?

274
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:07,333
No. Don't be daft.

275
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,453
But you don't want me to go?

276
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:15,773
No, as in, I don't not... not...
You know what I mean.

277
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:19,293
No not really but -
don't worry about it.

278
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,053
I've got to get back.

279
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,453
Kieran.

280
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,213
I heard your announcement.

281
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,573
Yeah sorry about that,
I was just dead excited.

282
00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,013
Hey, a little babby?
I'm not made of stone!

283
00:13:34,093 --> 00:13:35,173
Congratulations.

284
00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:37,533
Thanks. It's me who's having it.

285
00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:40,773
Shitting hell, really? I mean,
congratulations to you.

286
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,973
There we go, lovely bit of ham that.
It's like the pig was made of velvet.

287
00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:49,653
Ta. Ta-ta.

288
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:51,893
Of course you know who I'm related
to, don't you?

289
00:13:51,973 --> 00:13:54,693
George Clooney? No, Tom Cruise?
Bet it's Tom Cruise, isn't it?

290
00:13:54,773 --> 00:13:56,253
Don't be so daft.

291
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,333
Natasha Kaplinsky.

292
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,093
Is there anyway we can install a lie
detector next to that mincer?

293
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,333
No, it's true. We haven't seen each
other for years.

294
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,973
She's embarrassed to be around me.

295
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,893
Well I can see the truth in that.
No, it's professional jealousy.

296
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,933
See, most of the news reports she
reads, it's stuff I already know.

297
00:14:11,013 --> 00:14:12,013
She can't take it.

298
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:14,853
Is there at least one day where we
can have a normal conversation?

299
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:18,293
Oh, I'm getting cold
feet about this royalty stuff.

300
00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:19,653
I like my life as it is.

301
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:23,853
I don't want to live in a castle.
Oh, I'm all of a tizz, Andy.

302
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:27,213
Oh. Let's have another
look at that picture.

303
00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:36,933
Well... Bone structure's the same.
What did you say his name was again?

304
00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:40,893
The fourth Earl of Warrington.
John... somebody.

305
00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:43,573
Oh alright, that's it,
I was gonna leave it till tonight's

306
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:47,093
pub quiz to ask him, but sod it.
Let's get this sorted now. Ask who?

307
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,893
History Pete, my friend.
History Pete.

308
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,773
The finest brain in Warrington.

309
00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:54,133
Besides mine.

310
00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:56,213
He'll fix it. Yeah, course he will.

311
00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:07,613
I'm glad Gavin's not here to see
this mess.

312
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:10,733
He'd quite literally have to
take a good sit down.

313
00:15:10,813 --> 00:15:14,413
So what's gonna happen to Leighton,
then?

314
00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:16,293
Is he going to get a proper
bollocking?

315
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,333
Never you mind.

316
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:25,373
Now, correct me if I'm wrong,

317
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,893
but I recall giving you a direct
order earlier.

318
00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:29,293
I did! I did what you asked.

319
00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:33,853
Leighton is still stacking shelves.
Finish the job, Julie.

320
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,893
Now.

321
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:41,253
Just get this disaster under control.

322
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,733
Why would Kieran want to
come to a student party anyway?

323
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,853
He'd hate it.

324
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,853
Oh, I dunno, I used to enjoy the odd
party during my student days, Katie.

325
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:53,573
Yeah? I wouldn't have
you down as a party animal.

326
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,453
Well, studies came first obviously.

327
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:58,333
But once I got a term under my belt
I'd be in the pub having

328
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,973
a drink all to myself.

329
00:16:01,053 --> 00:16:02,653
I bet you miss them days, don't you?

330
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:06,853
Best days of my life.
And then I met my wife, ex-wife.

331
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,053
She was a real firecracker,
let me tell you.

332
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,213
Our first date, oh goodness me...

333
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,373
Is your eye OK?

334
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:16,613
Oh it's nothing,

335
00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:19,453
just that knock earlier just
set off an old stye problem.

336
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:23,133
It's funny isn't it -
I'm crying.

337
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,173
Excuse me.
Yes, please!

338
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,293
Can I have a
bottle of vodka, please.

339
00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:34,853
Leighton?

340
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,333
Please don't shout at me, Julie.

341
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,613
I'm not going to shout at you,
Leighton. But...

342
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,533
I am going to have to ask you to
put down that box of cereal.

343
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:45,173
Gavin always said to finish
what I start,

344
00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,573
and I had already started
this before you terminated me.

345
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:51,013
I'm sorry, but you have to go home.

346
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,773
Please go, go
and clear out your locker.

347
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:57,533
I'm sorry I let you down, Julie.

348
00:16:57,613 --> 00:16:59,853
And I hope Lorraine isn't
too nasty to you.

349
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,773
Oh, why do you have to be
such an oaf.

350
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,813
You know it seems daft a royal
working here.

351
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:23,333
You'd never see Princess Anne
serving sausage rolls to

352
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,693
people, would ya?

353
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,453
Oh depends, Margaret. She might
if she was having a dinner party.

354
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,173
Your worries are over, Maggy-moo.

355
00:17:29,253 --> 00:17:32,293
You're no more a royal than
this chump here.

356
00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:34,733
History Pete had the answer
at his fingertips, did he?

357
00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:37,733
Yes, in fact. Well, him
and Wikipedia.

358
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:41,333
So I'm not a royal?
Oh what a relief!

359
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,893
You most certainly are not.

360
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:46,333
The fourth Earl of Warrington,
the Right Honourable John Woodham,

361
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,373
was no royal.

362
00:17:47,453 --> 00:17:48,733
He was a bad egg.

363
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:53,213
Knocked up his servants, drank
his estate away. Died penniless.

364
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:56,293
I've a good mind to scribble him
off my tree altogether.

365
00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:58,293
Ha, you'd actually be
more royal

366
00:17:58,373 --> 00:18:00,533
if you were related to this chump.

367
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,693
Would you stop doing that?

368
00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:02,933
Alright!

369
00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:04,813
I must say,
being a royal wasn't for me.

370
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:07,333
It was just too stressful.

371
00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:11,773
You know I can understand now
why the Queen doesn't smile on her stamps.

372
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:16,133
So, are you going to
Katie's student party?

373
00:18:16,213 --> 00:18:18,573
Hey you could
turn your apron into a toga...

374
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:21,333
I don't think
they have toga parties any more.

375
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,253
Anyway, I don't know
if I can be arsed.

376
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,253
Yeah, it's all skinny jeans
and bleepy music with that lot.

377
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,333
You'd stand out like a sore bollock.

378
00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:45,013
Sorry. I shouldn't take it
so much to heart.

379
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:48,293
First sacking's always the hardest.
I still remember mine.

380
00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:53,813
Habib, big Turkish lad. He turned
nasty, I had to get him an a head lock.

381
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:58,573
I just find it sad having to
let people go.

382
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:01,453
Powerful women like us,
we have to control our emotions.

383
00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:05,133
The only time I've let emotions get
the better of me was

384
00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,133
when I had to have my dog put down.

385
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,533
And only because I had to do it
myself with a mallet.

386
00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:12,653
Oh, that's so sad.

387
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:17,013
He looked at me before I did it,
his eyes were telling me

388
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:19,173
'right thing to do, Lorraine'.

389
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,653
Thank you for shopping at Valco.
Sorry. Thank you.

390
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,173
Night.
Thank you for shopping at Valco.

391
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,133
So you coming tonight then?

392
00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:40,893
Nah nah, you're alright, I'm er,
going to get a drink with Andy.

393
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,533
Besides, you don't want me
there cramping your style, do you?

394
00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:45,453
What? No, you wouldn't do.
I meant like...

395
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:46,493
I'm only kidding.

396
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,813
Anyway I can't go getting trashed
on a school night like you young 'uns, can I?

397
00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:52,493
'Young 'uns'. We're the same age.

398
00:19:52,573 --> 00:19:53,613
Look, are you sure?

399
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,613
Yeah yeah. You just enjoy yourself.

400
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,893
Alright.
Bye.

401
00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:10,173
Call me daft,
but I think maybe guilt is nature's

402
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,973
way of telling us
we've been bastards.

403
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,453
Who runs this country?
Who's hogging the headlines?

404
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,853
Who's in charge of every
major company?

405
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:20,293
Well, er...

406
00:20:20,373 --> 00:20:24,373
Bastards. Cos only bastards get
ahead.

407
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:27,373
Us bastards. Cheers.

408
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:30,733
Yes, well maybe...

409
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:37,493
Ahh - pub quiz night.
I can taste sweet victory already.

410
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,093
Do you fancy getting a drink first?

411
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,933
I've got a few hours
until Emma gets back.

412
00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:44,373
No can do. I gotta swot
up before the quiz starts.

413
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,333
History Pete can't make it.
He thought it was tomorrow.

414
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,253
Brilliant at history, crap at life.

415
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,973
Pregnant lady coming through!

416
00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:52,693
I meant to say. Congratulations.

417
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,093
She's not pregnant, I am!

418
00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,813
Shitting hell!

419
00:20:55,893 --> 00:20:57,333
I mean, congratulations!

420
00:21:01,173 --> 00:21:02,453
See you tomorrow.

421
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:03,493
See you later.

422
00:21:03,573 --> 00:21:05,573
Night-night, Leighton, see you
tomorrow love.

423
00:21:05,653 --> 00:21:07,213
Night, see you... tomorrow.

424
00:21:09,053 --> 00:21:11,933
Night, girls. See you tomorrow,
mate.

425
00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:13,613
Yeah. See you, tomorrow, Andy.

426
00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:15,173
Oi, you were awesome today, man.

427
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:19,973
Thanks Colin.

428
00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,853
Thank you for shopping at Valco.

429
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:26,453
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